There are a few things that are quite fun to do naked. Unfortunately, there are about a billion other times when you want to make sure you are wearing more than your birthday suit. Here is our list of the Top 10 Worst Things to Do Naked:
10. Paintballing
That’s gonna leave a mark…
I mean, unless you’re down with a lot of tidbits jiggling around.
8. Fencing
En garde!
7. Bungee Jumping
If you’re gonna take your life into your own hands, then put some pants on!
6. Skiing
Frost-bitten fun bits are never a good idea.
5. Welding
Not exactly the kind of hot nekkid experience you might hope for.
4. Hunting
The mosquitos.. the buckshot.. the wildlife..
3. Cooking
It sounds sexy, but hot oil splatter will put a serious kink in your romantic dinner plans.
2. Horseback Riding
So many dirty jokes write themselves for this one, but we’ll just go with a single word: Chaffing.
1. Jack-hammering