Did you hear the one about so-and-so? Draw your own conclusions about whether these urban legends of the rich and famous are true.

No one is completely qualified to put together this list, because no critic sees every awful movie, but based on the fact that my editor at MSN sent me to "Cop Out," "The Tooth Fairy" and "Jonah Hex" this year, I more than familiar with the genre of total stinkers.